Oh man, there’s someone on the westeros forums claiming that Jaime doesn’t love Brienne because ‘he sees her as a sister’.
I think the best Homestuck theory I heard was that it would end with Lord English tumbling down never ending stairs for eternity.
Since he can only be beaten in a glitch of the game.
Fucked up stairs seem like a pretty legit glitch.
oh my god
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!